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My point proved
30/05/2007 by forteantims.
If medical research was more advanced, we wouldn’t have god-errors like Statler walking this earth. If someone has a large stash of amphetamines so that I can capture this rancid cretin I would be most grateful.
Of course most of you idiots will be too busy idolizing self indulgent tossers like him to care. Perhaps Darwin was wrong, maybe the stupid and weak can swamp the stronger of the species by simply outnumbering them.
Hamilton Strange III
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The Virtues Of Big Brother by Statler Brother
30/05/2007 by forteantims.
As someone who has been on Big Brother (USA Season 2) I can tell you that I am far from a lab rat. As someone who has been through the drama school system this is an opportunity for me to show the world what I can do. I haven’t trained all these years in singing, dancing, acting, walking correctly and interview techniques for nothing. I have a gift that the world needs to see. If it wasn’t for people like me, people like you would have nothing to talk about on your factory tea breaks. Big Brother is an opportunity for someones such as myself to make it. Do you know how many talentless people there are in the world turning up for Broadway auditions, those of us with REAL talent have to get past all of these motherfuckers and then all the people who have been corectlt trained to be famous, just to make ends meet. It irritates the hell out of me that you little people don’t recognise how hard it is far us to bring our art to the world, to really shine.
I’ve been involved in this industry for years would you have stopped me from being in the Mickey Mouse Club too?!!!!
I was born to entertain, if you ain’t in showbusiness you fucking moron then get your foot of my fucking stage!
I am currently appearing in Jason Statlers New York Ding Dong on FUCKING BROADWAY while you are probably digging fluff out of your navel, eating donuts, wondering why no one notices you and selling your ass on the streets of Milwaulkee. There are winners and losers in this world I’m a big glitzy winner and you sir, are a first class loser!
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