If medical research was more advanced, we wouldn’t have god-errors like Statler walking this earth. If someone has a large stash of amphetamines so that I can capture this rancid cretin I would be most grateful.

Of course most of you idiots will be too busy idolizing self indulgent tossers like him to care. Perhaps Darwin was wrong, maybe the stupid and weak can swamp the stronger of the species by simply outnumbering them.

Hamilton Strange III